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26 July 2006

The Dildo from that Movie

So the guys at the Steely Dan are dissatisfied with the Wilson brothers. They've expressed this in a letter. I posted this open letter from Generations X, Y, and Zero in the comments section at Austinist... please enjoy, but read their letter first:

Dear, like, Don and, you know, Walt, man:

This is generation x, or, like, y, or, you know, zero, hu-hu,

-hey, pass the bong dude.
-shhhh, I'm writing a comment.

Anyways, um, what? Oh yeah, thanks for patronizing two actors in the most, like, hilarious way. You know what though, you should like totally give back your band name then you hippy-crites...

-Ewww, burn. You carried those dirty old bitches to the curb.
-I know right, but shut up I'm totally not done.

Um, right, so yeah. You need to fess up for taking the name of your band from the dildo in Breakfast at Tiffany's, Harry Truman is rolling in his grave ever since you picked up a guitar, before you can trash the hero of Shanghai Nights and his brother, the dude who dates the superchick in that movie.

-Jackie Chan is an alien man.
-You're an alien man, now shut up.

So why don't you old dudes bring your stationary and pens and, you know, like come down to the Supertramp concert, whenever that is, and we can hold hands and stick Dupree swag in your butts, you know, nothing you wouldn't want to do anyway. Then we'll take you to, like, a bar and make veiled threats referencing large eastern European antagonists. Then you can apologize on, um, News Channel 8 in the morning for being washed up, like, douchebags, man.

All the best,
generation not yours.

2 Comments:

Blogger kellydwyer said...

Um, like, the format and tone of the letter was, like, a joke ... maaaan.

Congrats on not getting it.

14:47  
Blogger A.R.P. said...

Oh snap! How will I ever get this egg off of my face? My earnest open letter reply to the men of Steely Dan is all for naught it appears. Since I am completely incapable of getting a joke I must thank you, kellydwyer, and then apologize to the inimitable jokesters from Steely Dan. You got me you rascals, keep on keeping it "real in the years to come."
Regards.

06:25  

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