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27 July 2006

Dream Team Assemble!

Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (GM)
Who better to head a team of dreams than Field Marshal Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington? After successfully dispatching Napoleon from the continent, twice!, and ministering Great Britain in a primely fashion, "The Duke" just inked a deal to be the General Manager of the PGC Hustlaz. After several years of retirement and being dead, His Lordship felt like taking the reigns of a football organization that owes its existence to the fancy of a mentally challenged blogger.

At his press conference The Most Exalted Commander of the 19th Century was quoted as saying "As long as the team is one third Irish, no more no less, we cannot lose! It may be difficult, but I assure you it will not be as difficult as pushing those filthy Frenchman through Iberia and over the Pyrenees! We will ally ourselves with the Prussians and rely upon our oldest ally, Portugal, to furnish a foothold for victory."

2 Comments:

Blogger Chillonamill said...

I would've gone with Lord Elgin for GM. His ability to acquire assets would work well in today's free agent environment.

12:51  
Blogger A.R.P. said...

Well put. I do concur. The military prowess of Wellington is really something of a marvel though.

13:54  

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